Following the horrible tradition set by this post, inspired by the antics of Caleb (not an LJ user), masstreble, thetakogun, and myself, we present this list of horrible, horrible jokes. Same crew, sans masstreble (he's in another city right now).

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone lit themselves on fire. (Cheyanne Pepper)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and someone shit on the floor. (Shit?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and someone pulled my finger. (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and there was a murder, and now everyone's running around the mansion trying to solve it. (Bloody Mary)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone was stoned. (Pot)

It's like there's a party in my mouth but no one showed up. (Plain Cream of Wheat)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and I'm fucking your mom. (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and I've got a box of Mardi Gras beads. (Breasts)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and breasts. (masstreble)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and then I ate it. (Uh... huh. Suuure you did.)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and ... lesbians? (Tuna -- this one is purely thetakogun's)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, then I swallowed it. (thetakogun's idea of a protein shake)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's just there for the snack bar. (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and the cops showed up and sent everyone home. (Short bit of flavor - wish I had more)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and then the bard did something stupid. (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and the fighter's drunk. (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and your mom's the cleric. (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and the creepy old guy is hitting on me. (Sour Milk)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and there's this cute wallflower... (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and then I had the clean the place up. (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and some guy camped out the stereo and is only playing AC/DC. (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth but we're all outta booze. (Virgin $MIXED_DRINK)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and now there's videos of me all over the internet. (WTF?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and I wasn't invited. (Rice Cakes - you hear it crunching, but there's nothing there)

It's like there's a party in my mouth except the aquariam is a bong. (Pot - again)

It's like there's a party in my mouth but who invited all these ravers? (Wintergreen Lifesavers)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is saying "I'm shuper, thanks for ashking!" (Buried Treasure)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone there has parties in their mouths. (WTF? If we knew, we'd make lots of money...)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and no one's wearing pants. (Don't want to know.)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's just watching football. (Potato Chips)

It's like there's a Communist Party in my mouth! (Vodka)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's Mormon. (Coke)

It's like there's a party in my mouth and I had to buy the pizza. (Celery - took more than you got out of it)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but my mom keeps brining in cookies. (?)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but it was a dry one. (Saltines)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and then I punched someone. (Potatoes)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and someone brought really horrible beer. (Bad beer)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but we blew out the speakers. (Thai food.)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but I got disconnected. Damn lag. (NO CARRIER)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but we're just power leveling. (Protein shake - no, not that kind)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but I lost in the primaries. (Liberman)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but my site got hacked... I mean shut off. And it took a few days to get to me. (A series of tubes.)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but my dog's missing. (Korean food)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and we're not electing Bush. (America.)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but I was sent to buy batteries. (Another one I want no knowledge of.)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but I've got one more in me. (This post.)

It's like there's a party in my mouth, but I don't give a rat's ass.